Royally Married: Princess Mia Thermopolis Tips for Kate Middleton
Posted by inkpopbecki on April 22, 2011
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From the Desk of
Princess Mia Thermopolis of Genovia
Tips for Kate Middleton, Princess-To-Be!
#1) The number one thing every princess needs to learn is how to exit a car without showing the paparazzi her underwear. And a princess should always wear underwear!
#2) The people who only want to hang out with you AFTER you become a royal are not your real friends. Those are the people who were there for you BEFORE you got the crown. Never forget this.
#3) Your bodyguard is not your stylist or therapist. He is there to keep you from being shot. So don’t ask his opinion about which shoes to wear or that mean thing the ambassador to China said.
#4) Put as little of an intimate nature in writing, including texts, Tweets, Facebook updates, and even personal diaries, as it’s highly likely some snoopy writer (or Wikileaks) might try to publish it.
#5) Never, ever pick up a magazine with yourself on the cover, or enter your name into Google.
#6) Remember the immortal words of Jane Austen: “Where she feared most to fail, she was most sure of success, for those to whom she endeavored to give pleasure were prepossessed in her favor.” In other words: People want to like you. Stop worrying about it. Just be nice, and you’ll be fine.
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